rukafais:

graveyardhorse:

korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm

the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me

22 January 2015 + 667,384 notes
Tags: #u need to throw that away now or ill confiscate it #this happened to me once #a boy in my media had a can of monster and he just opened it #and he looked so dead nd tired #and miss was like #so he just downed the entire thing #i was like what okay